Alli used to be a go-go dancer.
OK, not really. And anyway, this vlog is about our occupation of the subway, not our pastimes. Wait, what? Too soon to make an #OccupyTheSubway joke? And did we just hashtag a post? Yeah, we did. Deal with it.
Listen, we didn’t make it into the mess yesterday. Please enjoy our words of wisdom nonetheless: The best we can do in these crazy times is show some brotherly love. Follow these two guys’ lead.